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HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S GOT!
YEAH A CAPS LOCK KEY
![]() 01/20/2017 at 10:50 |
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Why is he shouting?
Yeah, I know what he’s got, too: a perfectly running car that no one is allowed to test drive.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 10:52 |
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CLEARLY!!!
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I DO TOP SPEED 90 EASILY ON THE I87 UPSTATE AND I HAVE RECENT VIDEOS OF THIS.
Hmmm...?
Oh, like a dashcam video. Got it.
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I’m very confused.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 10:53 |
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![]() 01/20/2017 at 10:54 |
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Or a shift key
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:01 |
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CAPS LOCK KEY IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:02 |
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“Mercedes hold their value”
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:02 |
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Motherfucker ain’t holding down that shit for the amount of time it took to write that eulogy.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:04 |
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Hmm, I notice when he gets to the “NOW NEEDS” part, he gets very quiet...
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:18 |
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That was a terrible novel but the characters really came to life.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:41 |
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It’s like the entire stereotypical NY attitude condensed into an ad.
I like how he skirts some issues too - he’s never hit anything, but the car has been hit. It’s never been in a shop, but has been mended by a shadetree mechanic.
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:47 |
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HES A GEARHEAD. HES A PRO. YOU’RE NOT
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:48 |
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WELL, WE’RE NOT ALL THAT BAD!!!1!
![]() 01/20/2017 at 11:56 |
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YEAH, HOW DARE ME???!!!